Friday, November 16, 2007
9:37 PM
Famitoshi presents The Cheryl & Zika Series on behalf of two excellent storywriters - Someone and the Holey Bookshelf! Read from bottom. Once again, the authors shall not be liable for any broken hearts involved. By the way, Famitoshi has edited it so you may wish to read it again and now that they are on the blog, those tags can be removed.ERROR: Someone and Holey Bookshelf would like to announce that they have made a mistake in the Cheryl and Zika series after mistaking Zesty Horse which was supposed to be Zhi Hui for Zikai Hang. =.=Holy Bookshelf: Look out for the next series! <
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The Cheryl and Zika serie: THE END. of their lives too
Lesbian Lion: awww, so romantic, till reincarnation do them part then
Zika: Death did not do them part afterall
Zika: Oh, he jumped down the building after Sweet Tangerine died!
Lesbian Lion: Eh, i see Tasty Frog too, how did he die?
Lesbian Lion: But how did i die? OMG, your fats really clogged up my arteries!!!
Zika: and you killed me! you ate me up, how could you!!!
Zika: we are in hell wat
Lesbian Lion: What the Hell! Zesty Horse! What the hell you doing here! And cheryl too?
Lesbian Lion: Avada Kedavra!!!!
Lesbian Lion: for that, i shall kill you chocolate candy!
Lesbian Lion: waaaawaaa, sweet tangerine is dead, dead, i didnt get a chance to taste her! waaaaa
Cheryl: pui! *spits everything out*
Cheryl: horrible terrible tangerine!
Cheryl: taht oish derh moish 'sgusting 'ing moi everh 'astedh!
Cheryl: *GOBBLE GOBBLE*
Cheryl: is she that sweet? I guess I will never know unless I try!
Cheryl: what! whyy does everyone I like like Sweet Tangerine!
Nonsensical Toad: aww, why, Sweet Tangerine, so sweeett, so pretty, shd have eaten her up
Nonsensical Toad: Oh, and i see Lesbian Lion and Sweet tangerine!
Nonsensical Toad: No lah, I was too beautiful as everyone thinks, so naturally as always, there would be no competition if i took part.
Cheryl: oh wells, does it matter, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you will always be beautiful in the eyes of mine
Nonsensical toad: and the beauty part?
Nonsensical toad: ohh, i didnt fit the IQ category...
Cheryl: why didn't you join Ms universe?
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Cheryl: nonshenshical toad you ish sho handshome! even more handshome than zika
Cheryl: ii lurvee euuu orhhxxx
The Cheryl & Zika serie: The End
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Cheryl: Oh! You mean 'Nonsensical Toad'!He's a relative of Tasty Frog and niece of Dongy.
Lesbian Lion: yum yum, *munch* buh teh wer, oo' 'onsensikle doad?
Lesbian Lion: good bye Zika!
Cheryl: Oh wait... later his fats clog up my arteries! You can have him them...
Lesbian Lion: Oi, I want my share too!
Cheryl: MUAHAHAHAHA
Cheryl: But first I shall gobble YOU up so I can reconcile with Nonsensical Toad.
Cheryl: I don't care, i'm divorcing you know, good riddance!
Cheryl: yuck, you what!
Zika: yep, agreed, she's so tasty i had wanted to eat her up
Lesbian Lion: and no way am I giving sweet tangerine to tasty frog, you know tasty frog likes Sweet Tangerine so much he would eat her up?
Lesbian Lion: Well but Sweet Tangerine is still the sweetest!
Zika: Sweet Tangerine? I tot you gave her to Tasty Frog in exchange for Fantastic Fizzie?
Lesbian Lion: I have brought with me, my girlfren, Sweet Tangerine!
Lesbian Lion: Hellooo, helllooo, Zesty Horse and Chocolate Candy
Cheryl: Foxes of the same fur flock together
Cheryl: alright, since she/he is a fox spirit too
Cheryl: Zika?
Zika: cheryl?
Zika: you know, you are the most beautlful b**** in the world?
Zika: PLease, darling...
Cheryl: But no way am i going to have it in my wonderful party
Cheryl: Oh, wonderful whateva
Zika: I tot it was a he?
Cheryl: No way! She was your ex!
ZIka: What about Lesbian Lion?
Cheryl: So who shall we invite?
Cheryl: yeah, honey is always right.
Zika: The magic number 3.
Zika: 3 parties in 3 weeks. Isn't that wonderful?
Cheryl:But we have already had 2 in only 3 weeks!
Zika: What about a party today, since the weather is so wonderful
Zika: yesh, darling
Cheryl: hor, Zika?
Cheryl: and here we are, talking at the library, while the other idiots are playing idiotic games in the idiotic hall
Cheryl: snowing...how romantic!
Cheryl: It is...
Cheryl: The weather is so wonderful
Cheryl: What a wonderful wednesday!
The Cheryl & Zika series: The third party...
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Dr William Hung: *faints*
Cheryl: Of course i m a fox spirit. If i m not one, then how can wonder be the the 8th wonder of the world?
Cheryl: What blatant audacity!
Zika: But if you are not a man, that you must be a fox spirit?
Cheryl: how dare you call me a man!
Zika: you know what, you rock man!
Zika: Afterall, I m the father of the 8th wonder of the wonder world
Zika: My sentiments exactly. Why, isn't that obvious.
Cheryl: You know what,you are the most wonderful, most handsome, most intelligent, most charming man in this wonderful world
Zika: Really? How wonderful!
Cheryl: Honey, i have some good news for you. We have added Wonder Ful to this wonderful world which is even more wonderful with wonderful you around.
The Cheryl and Zika Series: 9 months later...
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Zika: Aiya, 9 months later you know le. *winks back*
Dr William Hung: So late ar, do what? *winks*
Zika: I going Cheryl Darling House, see you tmr!
Dr William Hung: Son, where you going out. so late liao
The Cheryl and Zika Series: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Cheryl
