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Our naam(s) are

Hanisah.Cheryl.Danielle.Yanling.
Ivan.Lewis.Zikai.WeiRen
ZongXuan.Sabrina.Nelson.MaoJia.
Tiffany.Hafizah.Yihui.Ryan.
Jerdine.Stella.YuHan.Funan.
Nicholas.Shengze.Lynette.
Jiahui.Tianlu.

Krediet
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Joie Huiting
Joey Keryn Sack

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Praat
Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Friday, November 30, 2007 8:53 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

lol its a ventriloquist act by Jeff Dunham

its called Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Thursday, November 29, 2007 4:15 PM

Hanisah's not staying overnight.

Class Chalet
12:51 PM

Sorry that this is a bit late.

anyway for the chalet on monday we have to check in at 2:30pm or after. So would you all like to meet there or at the mrt itself? my mom has to go and check us in because none of us here are 18 or above.

The chalet is located at Pasir Ris Dr. 3

M07206 Class Chalet


Date - 3rd December to 4th December
Location - Downeast East


People Going (Staying Overnight)

-Ivan
-Zi Kai
-Wei Ren
-Zong Xuan
-Hanisah
-Danielle
-Cheryl
-Yanling

(Not Staying Overnight) but going anyway
-Lewis
-Yihui
-Jerdine (can only go for one of the days)
-Maojia


Not going at all
-Nicholas
-Sabrina
-Hafizah
-Lynnette
-Nelson
-Stella
-Ryan
-Yuhan
-Funan
-Tian lu
-Shengze
-Jiahui
-Tiffany

Total Cost is of the chalet is $125

Also we booked a bbq pit but we'll have to get our own wire mesh and charcoal (wheres that charcoal that we had in our class...)
so like can each person who is staying overnight like maybe bring something like... a movie or snacks or cards.

Anyway this is the website so you can go and look and if i made a mistake in the post just correct it.

Chalet <<<<< CLICK HEREEEEE

and the resort is Downtown East so don't get confused

Tuesday, November 27, 2007 5:47 PM

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm
not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

-another bore(d^4) one

Sunday, November 25, 2007 10:13 PM


CRAZY HAND EXPRESSIONS!

hihi yea it's me again weren't the 3 previous post entertaining?
hope this would leave u guys with a WOAH NICE...
(no copyright infringement here and don't care about the last part)
~Lulu ♠

hot dog cookers
1:01 AM


LETS USE THIS FOR THE BBQ DURING OUR CHALET
nice huh hot dog cookers



brains
12:49 AM

BORED? THIS WILL OCCUPY even tho its common

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE
6 -- no joke.

The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!


HEART CALVIN & HOBBES
12:29 AM




bored so enjoy... obvious who this is done by
HEART CALVIN & HOBBES

Outing!(:♥
Friday, November 23, 2007 3:18 PM


Whaahaaaa yesterday was entertaining yeahh.

Hope all of you are enjoying the holsss;D

Ahahahaa okayy now for our class chalet right, (its booked;D), we oughtta like plan what we'll do. Not like some routine or agenda, lol, but like, what to bring and stuff(:
Like, movie dvds and poker cards (and boardgames? o_O) and of course, very importantly, junkk food.
So yeaaah(: And whatever else you deem necessary. Flashlights if you want to have nightwalks or something, hah.

Withlove.
Danielle;♥

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:29 PM

hi(: there's been a change of plan. there is a class outing tomorrow starting from 11 at bishan mrt control station. please be there(: the venue was changed from bugis to bishan to facilitate moving to mr imbufe's house. thanks!

Class Outing
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 5:30 PM

ATTENTION 206ERS!

CLASS OUTING

When : This thursday, 22 November 2007


Place: Bugis (meet at MRT control station at 10am)

Time: 10am - whenever

What to do:

- Movie

- Neos

-Imbufe's house for lunch

Okay? Dont be late. We'll wait till 1020am at most for everyone.


Hanisah(:

Friday, November 16, 2007 9:37 PM

Famitoshi presents The Cheryl & Zika Series on behalf of two excellent storywriters - Someone and the Holey Bookshelf! Read from bottom. Once again, the authors shall not be liable for any broken hearts involved. By the way, Famitoshi has edited it so you may wish to read it again and now that they are on the blog, those tags can be removed.


ERROR: Someone and Holey Bookshelf would like to announce that they have made a mistake in the Cheryl and Zika series after mistaking Zesty Horse which was supposed to be Zhi Hui for Zikai Hang. =.=

Holy Bookshelf: Look out for the next series! <>

The Cheryl and Zika serie: THE END. of their lives too

Lesbian Lion: awww, so romantic, till reincarnation do them part then

Zika: Death did not do them part afterall

Zika: Oh, he jumped down the building after Sweet Tangerine died!

Lesbian Lion: Eh, i see Tasty Frog too, how did he die?

Lesbian Lion: But how did i die? OMG, your fats really clogged up my arteries!!!

Zika: and you killed me! you ate me up, how could you!!!

Zika: we are in hell wat

Lesbian Lion: What the Hell! Zesty Horse! What the hell you doing here! And cheryl too?

Lesbian Lion: Avada Kedavra!!!!

Lesbian Lion: for that, i shall kill you chocolate candy!

Lesbian Lion: waaaawaaa, sweet tangerine is dead, dead, i didnt get a chance to taste her! waaaaa

Cheryl: pui! *spits everything out*

Cheryl: horrible terrible tangerine!

Cheryl: taht oish derh moish 'sgusting 'ing moi everh 'astedh!

Cheryl: *GOBBLE GOBBLE*

Cheryl: is she that sweet? I guess I will never know unless I try!

Cheryl: what! whyy does everyone I like like Sweet Tangerine!

Nonsensical Toad: aww, why, Sweet Tangerine, so sweeett, so pretty, shd have eaten her up

Nonsensical Toad: Oh, and i see Lesbian Lion and Sweet tangerine!

Nonsensical Toad: No lah, I was too beautiful as everyone thinks, so naturally as always, there would be no competition if i took part.

Cheryl: oh wells, does it matter, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you will always be beautiful in the eyes of mine

Nonsensical toad: and the beauty part?

Nonsensical toad: ohh, i didnt fit the IQ category...

Cheryl: why didn't you join Ms universe?
1
Cheryl: nonshenshical toad you ish sho handshome! even more handshome than zika

Cheryl: ii lurvee euuu orhhxxx

The Cheryl & Zika serie: The End

------------------------


Cheryl: Oh! You mean 'Nonsensical Toad'!He's a relative of Tasty Frog and niece of Dongy.

Lesbian Lion: yum yum, *munch* buh teh wer, oo' 'onsensikle doad?

Lesbian Lion: good bye Zika!

Cheryl: Oh wait... later his fats clog up my arteries! You can have him them...

Lesbian Lion: Oi, I want my share too!

Cheryl: MUAHAHAHAHA

Cheryl: But first I shall gobble YOU up so I can reconcile with Nonsensical Toad.

Cheryl: I don't care, i'm divorcing you know, good riddance!

Cheryl: yuck, you what!

Zika: yep, agreed, she's so tasty i had wanted to eat her up

Lesbian Lion: and no way am I giving sweet tangerine to tasty frog, you know tasty frog likes Sweet Tangerine so much he would eat her up?

Lesbian Lion: Well but Sweet Tangerine is still the sweetest!

Zika: Sweet Tangerine? I tot you gave her to Tasty Frog in exchange for Fantastic Fizzie?

Lesbian Lion: I have brought with me, my girlfren, Sweet Tangerine!

Lesbian Lion: Hellooo, helllooo, Zesty Horse and Chocolate Candy

Cheryl: Foxes of the same fur flock together

Cheryl: alright, since she/he is a fox spirit too

Cheryl: Zika?

Zika: cheryl?

Zika: you know, you are the most beautlful b**** in the world?

Zika: PLease, darling...

Cheryl: But no way am i going to have it in my wonderful party

Cheryl: Oh, wonderful whateva

Zika: I tot it was a he?

Cheryl: No way! She was your ex!

ZIka: What about Lesbian Lion?

Cheryl: So who shall we invite?

Cheryl: yeah, honey is always right.

Zika: The magic number 3.

Zika: 3 parties in 3 weeks. Isn't that wonderful?

Cheryl:But we have already had 2 in only 3 weeks!

Zika: What about a party today, since the weather is so wonderful

Zika: yesh, darling

Cheryl: hor, Zika?

Cheryl: and here we are, talking at the library, while the other idiots are playing idiotic games in the idiotic hall

Cheryl: snowing...how romantic!

Cheryl: It is...

Cheryl: The weather is so wonderful

Cheryl: What a wonderful wednesday!


The Cheryl & Zika series: The third party...

------------------------


Dr William Hung: *faints*

Cheryl: Of course i m a fox spirit. If i m not one, then how can wonder be the the 8th wonder of the world?

Cheryl: What blatant audacity!

Zika: But if you are not a man, that you must be a fox spirit?

Cheryl: how dare you call me a man!

Zika: you know what, you rock man!

Zika: Afterall, I m the father of the 8th wonder of the wonder world

Zika: My sentiments exactly. Why, isn't that obvious.

Cheryl: You know what,you are the most wonderful, most handsome, most intelligent, most charming man in this wonderful world

Zika: Really? How wonderful!

Cheryl: Honey, i have some good news for you. We have added Wonder Ful to this wonderful world which is even more wonderful with wonderful you around.


The Cheryl and Zika Series: 9 months later...

---------------------

Zika: Aiya, 9 months later you know le. *winks back*

Dr William Hung: So late ar, do what? *winks*

Zika: I going Cheryl Darling House, see you tmr!

Dr William Hung: Son, where you going out. so late liao


The Cheryl and Zika Series: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Cheryl

Thursday, November 15, 2007 1:20 PM

Can we have a class outing tomorow after arts fest please? 330 to 700?(: Tag ur replies.

Hanisah

Class Outing
Monday, November 12, 2007 10:30 PM

Greetings citizens of the

grand and wide

realm of Emohseventwoohsix. I think we should have a class outing this thursday! Or maybe the weekend... but i prefer thursday.

anyway so i was hoping on thurs we can watch a movie and have lunch or whatever out... we can always decide on the place in school haha.. just alerting you all that we might have an outing


-wr

Sunday, November 11, 2007 9:58 PM


tmr's script checking; so good luck!(:
ooh! let's go bowling!(: hee. or we can go to the beach and suntan. -.-
pff. i'll miss 206 T.T
yanling(:

5:36 PM

Please wear formal and bring your tie tmr for class phototaking that Cher wont be in): But i have a nice idea(: Oh and dont forget your English File too.

Oh and since we're planning to sit together at a 206 table next year, why dont we start tmr? Lets see, we've got break from 900 to 930 and lunch from 1230 to 130. Lets just sit together during lunch, you can go seperate ways at break. Okay? Dont run away and hide please.

What else? Oh yeah, we're planning a class outing. What do you people want to do. I SERIOUSLY suggest you plan what you want to do before we got out because i REALLY DOUBT we're going to have any fun if we go there w no plan and walk arnd aimlessly (didn zk say that before?).
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
RESULT: DISASTER

So here are our choices:
[ ] Watch movie
[ ] Take neos
[ ] Play at a playground! (like lynnette's hse the other time w the primary sch kids;D)
[ ] Window shop = Walk arnd aimlessly
[ ] Go into ToysRUs
Im running out of ideas.
[ ] Go arcade nu uh
[ ] Go to church and get our mentor reps married Whoops, sorry.
[ ] Go to our mentor's house and eat Mrs Imbufe's cakes lol
[ ] Play another waterbomb game at school!
Okay i have no more ideas. Tag your choices on the tagboard. And the waterbomb game, Wei Ren has an idea for this nice waterbomb game so it isnt boring. Really. Are you people up for a challenge?(:

Lesbian Lion Zesty Horse

Need i say more? Hahahahahahahahaha. Isn the lion cub just sooooooooooo cute(: And i got the prettiest horse i could find okay.

Note to Cheryl: If you see this from China, heres saying WE MISS YOU(: Im sure youre having alot of fun there.

Hanisah ♥

The Tafuna Series
Saturday, November 10, 2007 4:44 PM

Read from the bottom. The author will not be held liable for any broken hearts involved.

Fu Nan: I do, I do.

Stella: Don't you agree, Fu Nan?

Stella: The Tafuna series has ended but our love has just begun.

someone: kidding, no inspiration already

someone: so who do u all want now? cheryl and zikai?

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: The end of the Tafuna Series

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: all my life

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: all my soul

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: with all my heart

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: But I really love Stella

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: I didnt tag any of those

Tan Fu Nan, the real one: The moment of truth

Tan Fu Nan: I cannot express my gratitude towards you!

Tan Fu Nan: thank you lulu

Tan Fu Nan: Wah Lao, imposter again. She was already mine la

Tan Fu Nan: thank u, thank u

Lulu: Fu nan, she's yours!

Lulu: i think i have changed my mind, I prefer Fantastic Fizzie to Sweet Stella.

Lulu: Wheee...darling fizah was smiling so sweetly just now.

nick: tafuna did admit to me that he admires stella!

nick: lol

Jiahui: LOL...nicholas is sooooooooo lame

Tan Fu Nan: Grrrrrrrrrr! Another imposter, but doesn't matter, its true anyway.

Tan Fu Nan: I love you, stella. And I'm sure you love me too.

Tan Fu Nan: Phew, finally someone got something right.

Jiahui: It's fu nan!

Jiahui: Haha, i think its kinda of obvious who's Tan Fu Nan.

Tan Fu Nan: Can the imposter stop talking ****, obviously I will be in the same class as stella next year. The heavens have made us husband and wife and only death will do us part,

Wei Ren: who likes Danie---- ehem

nick: I AM A BORED PERSON.

Wei Ren: Stella i only tag as funan on your blog la =.-

nick: we imposted Ta Fu Na

fiza: danielle,...*smiles at you dangerously sweetly*....you are sooo....DEAD...*continues smiling sweetly*

stella: weiren stop it lah...

Tan Fu Nan: i love stella a lot, please don't take her away from me! We might not be in the same class next year, so snatch her away from me!

lewis: ARGH

Hanis<3: what, whoever did the Tan Fu Nan and lulu thing, do somemore. its entertaining(: you know, imbufe noes nth about this blog?

Wei Ren: jiahui... i sense that you are casuing this commotion

jiahui: lewis just trying to convince himself by saying that funan doesnt visit the blog that ...

lewis: and i doubt funan visits this

lewis: whos that loser lulu

Tan Fu Nan: And the imposter, I never denied my love to Stella before, I even sent her a love letter.

Tan Fu Nan: You can have Hafizah, I don't care, Stella's my girlfriend from today onwards.

Lulu: Hey, Stella's mine!

Tan Fu Nan: I love you Stella. I have been denying it but now I shall confess my affection for you.

Tan Fu Nan: I think Stella's very pretty

-someone

Class outinggg♥
Friday, November 9, 2007 1:06 PM

Okay hellios(;

We're discussing the idea of having a class outing. Not related to chalet, I mean. (Is the chalet booked yet? o_O) Anyway.

WHEN:
Probably after Arts Fest. Either Thurs or Fri. Which date would you people prefer.

WHERE: preferably central
Few choices.
VIVO - movie...arcade
CINELEISURE ORCHARD - movie, neos.
BUGIS - movie, neos.
MARINA - movie, bowling. not sure about neos.


Sososo what you people want?(; Tag hor. Instead of erm, tagging nonsense which we, including myself, are currently doing;D

*Danieee♥~

Wednesday, November 7, 2007 3:18 PM











OBSERVE THIS PICTURE! Follow Cheryl's line of sight.

<333, Eeguay

Random memories
1:01 PM





here. random pics from my phone. :D fun fun fun

love,
nikky

12:25 PM

OI I can't go for class chalet! :( Or at least not for the second day. And si famy I have made it a point to NEVER listen to songs such as Umbrella by Rihanna feat. Jay Z. For that you will live on in infamy.

Anyway I shall post dedications here.

Sabrina- You are an artist! Cherish your talent and don't let what others say bring you down. You're special and a great person! (When you're not yelling into my ear) Oh, and did I mention? You're really really loud. (: Not that that's a bad thign though!

Hafizah- You were a really responsible group leader for supertrees! I think you're very driven and organised, which is something I'll never be, so I admire you. And you're artistic too! In the glitter and swirls kinda way. Oh fiza? I LOVE POOH TOO!

Tiffany- Xiao jie, eat more! Okay I think you must be pretty tired of people telling you that so I shall attempt to ignore your ABSOLUTELY. EMACIATED. APPEARANCE. oops. heh. You have really good people skills! And that's not to forget you are a true Chinese pro. ^^

Yanling- Hi fellow north-easterner! I insist we are somehow related. (: Anyway you've been a great mentor rep and a very nice person! Pretty too. And super super lame without having gotten into a car accident! (: But hey, lameness has always been one of my favourite ways to waste time.

Lynnette- You're very keen to do well. Not that that's bad or anything, but at times it can be a bit overbearing. But other than that, you're usually a very cheerful person and I know you try your best to make everyone around you happy. Well, your effort is appreciated!

Cheryl- You are an incorrigible philanderer! You ditched me for Zi Kai! hmph! I think you're very frank, but I also think you should be more diplomatic if you want to critiscise someone directly. You have a very sharp eye for details and an analytical mind. Oh and you're very cool and composed most of the time. (:

Hanisah- Squishy is the first word that comes to mind when I think of you! I'd love to pinch your cheeks one day. You have a huge repository of songs in your phone! I was in stitches when you played Tiger Thamby in the reprise of 'More'. Somehow you seemed slightly ruffled that you had to play the role. Still, setting aside the giggling and the stomping, you did a great job!

Danielle- Among CDH I visit your blog the most often because you're the only whose blog posts have my name inside sometimes (: Woah you scream very loudly! (don't worry I'm afraid of roaches and eek lizards too :D) I think they're super creepy! Anyway, you're very chatty and sociable! I think you'd be very nice to gossip with.

Jerdine (Mr)- You're really very quiet. I apologise for sounding like the old ah ma that I am not, but you must be braver! Don't be afraid to try new things. Oh by the way, teachers do not happen to have 3-inch long fangs specially tailored for devouring Jerdines. Sorry. And I've said it a billion times but I'll say this again: YOUR CHINESE IS SO GOOD!

Jiahui (Boon)- Famy, famitoshi, f***amy, f***ayou, miss fam, jiahwee, old MacDonald had a, Boon etc, you have the most nicknames among everyone I know! You are super kiasu and super kaypoh (you bothered to calculate my chem CA) but very nice too! (: And you're even lamer than Yanling!

Nelson(Bock)- Hi Bock. You earned $3.00 from the cup noodles la! So horrible terrible vegetable. You're always looking for opportunities to earn money, and you're an accomplished orator. Incidentally, you're also the lamest person I know! You're behind almost every long-standing joke in '06! I hope you become a millionaire! (then I shall invite you out for lunch and make you treat me)

INSERT: our table is called Mr Low Bock Boon. Now I'm sure you know who I am.

Zikai- Principal's son, was it you who masterminded the separation of exams by a day each? If you did it was a bad idea. Anyway, you're very jovial and considerably lame too. Beware of people trying to pai ma pi! Tell your dad to tell Ms Loh i want to join gavel!

Wei Ren- I shall refrain from mentioning the word 'Yanling'. (Ooops I did it again) Anyway, how come you don't have an american accent after living in america for so long? I think it's cool that you know how to speak spanish. I also think it's cool that you're taller than me. (I know. You hear the cries of an egomaniac.) YA LA I AM SHORT!

Ivan- You don't really talk much, but you listen very well. I think. Anyway you're sane. That's something. Without you the fantastic other three would be completely out of control, so you have done a great service for the class. Thanks a lot! Gerlynn sends her thanks too! Now I know you're listening. :)

Lewis-You seem to enjoy toilet humour. With a name like that, who wouldn't? Sorry. You are also sick and perverted and you can be a little mean at times, but you're very funny too. Oh. I remember in sem 1 you topped the class for 1 compo and I was so envious! ^^ But never mind. And your chinese is good too! And your voice is simply deafening, just ask Stella.

Nicholas-You are a future prokofiev/ rachmaninov. Make sure you do Singapore proud! But don't default on national service. Janell wouldn't be happy if you did. However, you can be slightly sanctimonious which can get on people's nerves a bit.

Shengze- Doctor Wang (one)! You were unusuallly cooperative during the 'More' rehearsals. You have an extremely high tolerance threshold. And I heard your parents are both phDs! So pro! And your Chinese is good too! Your Chinese lilt is quite amusing when you're speaking English but rather nice when you're speaking in Chinese. You don't speak much, but you're an excellent Napoleon too. Now, is that an insult or a compliment, I wonder?

Tianlu- I'm not a Hitler fan, but for these 2 years you've brought Hitler to 206. Yet, I'm still confused as to your stance on Judaism vs.Christianity. Your Hitlerian humour has been hilarious. I still remember after the geography exam you announced to everyone around you that weathering was caused during the Great Flood, when Noah's Ark scraped against the rocks. Or something like that. I think you mentioned Bush too. ^^You're not exactly the perfect classmate, but you're a very refreshing one.

Fu Nan-I think you should have more confidence in yourself. Don't be afraid to look people in the eye. You can be very funny too! In fact you often are, haha. Then Stella will like you more.

Zong Xuan- You're really smart and tall! :D And you're my fellow Christmas Islander. You're very anti-establishment but that's fine by me. I liked your prepared speech. Down with adultism! And yay for Christmas Island and physics. (that was random but physics and bio own! Math is okay.) Oh and your beatbox is unique.

Mao Jia (SELF-PROCLAIMED nerd club vice president)- Tu es mon amie eternale... ya la ya la I know my french stinks. Still, thanks for being such a wonderful, wonderful friend. You're very sentimental, like Jiahui says. But don't get so worked up when people mention China okay? <333

Stella-You're NOT as tall as me yet yay! I suppose I still am your worshipper. So, here's a koutou for you! Ahaha. i slacked for coord geom! I'm sure you'll be proud to hear that. You're usually nice to talk to but you can be a bit aloof. I think you should broaden your circle of friends.

Ryan (nerd club treasurer)- HI MR NUMA. From throwing batteries/ pillows at me to broadcasting the Extremely Raunchy mocca bodybuilder ad over the class comp (yes, it had to be at the highest possible volume), you've always been slightly wild. But you've managed to be funny at the same time. Your bogus Chinese translations are wacky!

Yu Han(nerd club president)- You're the geekiest person i know! But like you said, it's good to be a geek and there's nothing wrong with it. At all. I think so too. And you're a pro with the Rubik's Cube. And your prepared speech was very nicely absurd (:

IVAN
10:31 AM





IRON NUGGETS LOVES GRAPE YOGURT

ok don't say i spam because you people feel the same hahaa
tats all so long

~lulu ♠

WEIREN
10:26 AM





WHITE ROSES LOVES YELLOW LILIES
HAHAHA
tats for wad u tagged

ZIKAI
10:18 AM



ZK LOVES Chocolate Candy ^^

hey at least this is sorta real that one is **** I RATHER the other one than that.

~lulu(revenge is sweet)

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 10:13 PM

And this is famy who is superdooper bored after the exams. and I took like dunno how many tries to sign in coz i forgot the password. anyway, here's more dedications with songs. (third round!) sorry, i m such a copy cat. and i'm not writing to everyone coz not enuf inspiration.

queky: smart person. and becoming super nice and super smart. whee.
Umbrella by Rihanna

mao jia: very nice and considerate person. sentimental and emotional too. lol. and you started the nerds club. and you are a crazy matchmaker who matchmade me to wat, lewis loo!
True Friend by Hannah Montana

yuhan: President of the nerds club! you do all sorts of funny and creative stuff.
Phantom of the Opera. you are like very classical kind. wait, is phantom of the opera even classical in the first place?

ryan: Another member of the nerds club. you have changed a lot since the start of last year. from a anti-social person to someone funny and nice. and u were nice to offer to tell mr toh that you took yihui's mu lu and forget to return. and ur very funny. after chem exam you were like
numa numa

nelson: you are fun-loving and funny. but don't hate so many pple, ok? and sometimes you can be quite scary when you get angry.
Everytime we touch - we were listening to that song at the library resource room while teaching you chem. in the end, nvr teach much. and we changed the lyrics to everytime we fuck. lol. so vulgar.
oh and there's Fuckamy and Fuckayou too. lol we are really vulgar. and the title has a greater variety of words than the song itself!

Stella: you were a super nice companion for ckc camp last year. really hope u can be friends with maojia again. and don't get too competitive la.
Bu xiang zhang da by S.H.E. coz yingzhen said we look like S.H.E. =.=

Jerdine: I think you are pretty. And you taught me how to do the tie like 2 times and i still dunno how.
School song, coz we sang it during orientation tgt

Lewis: you looked much better after you changed yr specs.
Happy Birthday to you. you are born in the Loo. with the toilet bowl and basin. they stink like you do.

Yanling: Once a weiren's princess, always a weiren's princess. Tell you something. Once I asked wei ren if he watched princess hours and he said "What for when i see one in school everyday!"
Princess Hours Perhaps Love

Wei ren: Lol. I think you look better without specs and with hair gelled!
Princess Hours Perhaps Love

Danielle: Unlike wei ren, you look better with specs.
Barbie

Cheryl: You looked very worried after coordinate. And you are very pretty, that's why so many guys like.
Potential Break up song coz so many guys...

Say PEACEEE♥
4:35 PM

Posting here so that whoever visits this won't have to get a fright of their lives seeing a piece of ham staring at them, ahem.

I shall state the obvious. The exams are overr!(;
Has Nelson/Ivan booked the chalet yet? It's around 3-4 December right.
We'll get a chalet since some people got bored of Escape already, and others like me probably won't enjoy it. Those who want to go, of course, are not stopped(; Let's all go Wildwildwet and see who can actually be the first person to drown there!(; Kidding.
Today's water splash was fun, agreed?

Anyway, the main point here is, there was some brief suggestions of...another Vivospam. Translation: Class outing at Vivocity. I'm fine with it, as long as there is no arcading *ahem*. Maybe half an hour of it perhaps if you guys really really want, if I feel gay I'll join (o_O!) even though I'll probably die within the first ten seconds of the game. Catch a movie, lunch, etc. And maybe a quick visit to Esprit East Spirit.
You people up for the idea?((((;

...
Okay maybe we better settle chalet details first:P

DANIE(:♥

lala sorry for editing
Monday, November 5, 2007 6:37 PM

OBVIOUS YOU KNOW WHO not inside harry potter.......
..........LEWIS :)
-ivan,zi kai

Jerdine's Dedications
Sunday, November 4, 2007 1:58 PM

Dedications. Dun really feel like doing this cos there's alot of ppl i dunnoe very well..Anyways, here goes:
Sabrina: Very artistic, cheerful but seems to love screaming ur head off like a mad woman..
Hafizah: Dun really noe u very well, speak to u mostly only at the bus stop..stay positive!
Tiffany: Not very close to u as well, erm..get a little tan. U'll look better.
Yanling: Stay pretty, dun disappoint weiren..lols
Lynnette: Be healthy...smile always. Dun mug too hard
Cheryl: You too! Must stay beautiful to keep zikai around u..haha
Hanisah: Dun noe u well, but u'll always be the mother of M07206!
Danielle: Loves screaming too. I think your legs look nice..
Jiahui: U've got lotsa nicknames..stay smart but dun become a bookworm!Nelson: Very bitchy and offends alot of ppl. Nonetheless, i think you should continue being a bitch!
Yihui: You mug alot, do lotsa stuff for projects too. Always seem to have alot of time on ur hands..
Zikai: Funny person, slacker..most importantly, u're the Principal's son!
Ivan: Dun noe u well, just that u're smart and u're Gerlynn's beau..
Lewis: Used to be mean, but have changed quite a lot. Stella's beloved!
Weiren: Slacks alot, cheerful and.. really passionate about the other mentor rep..
Nicholas: Ass Hole! I like that name..U're quite a slacker too..
Tianlu: Dangerous person. Keep Away..lols, jkjk
Shengze: Total slacker, but i heard that you can be very smart O.o
Zongxuan: Dun really talk to u, but noe that u're very clever..Quite funny at times too.
Funan: U sit closer to Stella than Lewis, why still no progress? Hiaz..
Maojia: Dun mug too hard, must relax and have fun just like how u did in the past!
Stella: Very pretty, that's why got so many guys after u..haha. Another smartass!
Ryan: Lame and funny person. Can be quite responsible when doing project works too..
Yuhan: Very artistic and funny. Must be more sociable..
Done! Will miss all u guys, haha


-Jerdine the Genie

Saturday, November 3, 2007 4:51 PM

dear sir/madam,

you are cordially invited to a waterbomb fight session of class bonding on the 6th of November, Tuesday! (after cg exam)

please bring along: a change of clothes and toiletries if you wish to make use of the school's shower cubicles.

please also RSVP (on this blog's tagboard/post) asap.

regards,
yanling
whee!(:

nelson was supposed to email all of you! but he didn't so nvm.

and good luck for all your exams!

Friday, November 2, 2007 8:10 AM

gonna complete the dedications, btw, this is famy aka f***amy aka famitoshi aka jiahui

Cheryl: Sometimes, you are quite mean, but I think most of the time you don't really mean it, right?

Danielle: I didn't quite like you at the start of last year coz I thought you were quite dao. But I think you are really nice and friendly now! And too sociable. LOL

Lynnette: I think you are quite si1 li4. sigh. Still can't forget the time you sabo-ed me during microbio test. The worse thing was, you lied. You were such a convincing liar I wouldn't have realised what happened if not for Nelson, the kaypoh. No wonder we drifted apart after that, or more like you just stopped sticking to me. And you tried to 'rekindle' the friendship like a few months after the incident. It was really obvious your main 'motive' was to get project partners. You really gave it away when you asked me if we could do projects together next year. And if you were really that sincere, you would have tried to make up after that incident and not 2 months later. You mentioned it was hard to apologise, but if it was so easy to lie and betray a 'friend', I don't see what's so hard about that.

Hanisah: I think you are one of the few girls shorter than me. Thanx for boosting my confidence! diao.

Hafizah: The only time I get to talk to you is at the busstop! lol

Sabrina: When I first knew you, you were like really confident and friendly and stuff. Like, you sort of lost your confidence or something.

Sheng Ze: I doubt you are even reading this. But just in case I will type one for you. Haha, sort of made use of you during physics project. You thought we were sharing cost for the windchime and brought the receipt. Then, you wanted to keep the deco thing on the windchime and I just said you could since you are paying for it. LOL.

Ivan: Haha, only time I talk to you is in the bus.

Thursday, November 1, 2007 4:39 PM

I'm going to make another round of dedications coz i'm bored. btw, this is famy! This time only some pple coz some pple nothing else to add liao. so those must be honoured.

Jerdine: Remember that time we quarrelled over Cellbio exam answers. About Hypotonic and hypertonic. We were so childish then. LOL. And sorry for saying you act a lot. It's ok coz everyone acts la, if we don't , we will end up making pple hate us. And you got nice eyes!

Stella: Hey, we danced Mass dance tgt! So fun!!! And caleb is not my bf or sth hor.

Nelson: Remember you wanted to be Jiahui No. 2? so LOLOLOL. And you like were copying everything i did, what i ate, etc. ANd you were so crazy about your Nelson's OX you wanted to get a pic of all your's OX's table. And Roy got so irritated by u. Got a period of time we kept quarrelling. And I once said u were self-centered and stuff and u only asked why like a year later. And I was so touched when you said I was one of the only 4 pple you like. (yourself, stella and maojia) =) But you blocked me on MSN last year la, HOw dare you. and you keep denying! BAD GIRL! And i used to force you to treat me to stuff last year, sort of to repay me for tutoring u. and u still failed chem exam. But i helped u score 33/40 for a chem assignment. And ckc camp. we played the motorbike racing thing together. OK, i suck at it. In 2007, you changed a lot la. Not just physical appearance, like less cute and more serious? Somehow, we sort of drifted apart (a bit) this year. I guess it was because i had my own friends already and you started hanging ard with Stella, or maybe it was tt i was bushuang tt u commented Stella was pretty and I'm not. OK, lame. And I was like so bushuang when after seat rearrangement you still ended up sitting next to me. But it's ok now la, since we r not going back to our classrm now.
Hey, why is your dedi always so long!

Yihui: you tot me to be more diplomatic coz last yr, a gp of us didnt stay back to help do the lantern coz some idiot called nelson teo ming hao told us we didnt need to go and i said some crap in front of Ms Koh. And your english is so pro you can be a walking dictionary. I hope we are in the same clss nxt yr!

Mao Jia: rmb last yr, i went to ask u about the stella's birthday thing, and u ended up telling stella though i told u not to, coz she told lewis not to tell me. and u wanted to call our clique star clique coz there were 5 of us. and also white phoenix coz u liked tt name a lot.

Lewis: haha, ok i 'm trying to break nelson's record for this. Let's see. we hardly talk. OK, last time april stella's bdae thing. We were planning it tgt. She told u not to let me touch the presents and not tell me. But i guess yr kaypoh instincts got the better of u so u told me and asked me wat happened. And I just said we had a quarrel though we didn't. And we crapped a lot about the present, say like stella will get less stuff coz i won't be buying hers and stuff and u so eagerly agreed. Hey, i tot u liked stella. Then, one morn u said, why u tell mj, then i said mj wont tell one la. and the nxt thing u said was she told stella. so lol. Then, after the maojia thing, i just bought the prez. and the u made the cards. The first thing u said was that u spent 2 hs doing it and u tore stuff from yr bdae card to paste there. tt was nice of u. then u pasted a super big one on stella's so i was like why u paste sticker on hers. so in the end we tore the sticker and pasted it on yl's. which was why hers had the most. lol. damn, its still not longer. wat else. this year, somehow it was lunch and only me, you and zikai were in the class room. then u went to seat on jer's table to look at pple play bbal. i was reading the newspaper, and u turned and ask me wat i was reading. then i pointed at the mooncake advert. and u said,"haha, du zi er ar, qu chi fan la" something like tt. ok, this is crappy. and during camp, u were supposed to sing with me. =.=.=.= and then u paoqi me to dance with Stella. and got this part stella was supposed to put her hand over your shoulder. and she so shy dun even dare touch. and u just put yr hand over her shoulder. and stella was so shocked or sth. Omg, i rmb something. Stella u liar. when jer ask u which guy got do tt to you, you say dun have!. YAY, its longer!

Zikai: I have a new hobby called cracking your heart. ok lame diao. I tot u didn't like Cheryl last time coz u said sth like tt to elijah at the start of last yr. I guess things change. lol And i think u once tot i liked u coz of the crap Elijah said. so lol.

Fu Nan: Gd luck convincing stella to marry coz she doesnt even want to get married!

Wei ren: haha, u liked to wind your cheeks to make pple laf. and u got scolded by ms lim while entertaining me. and u always act cute at the bus stop. doe eye tt kind. i tot only girls do tt. we used to compete who's more depressed. once i was cryin, and it was nice of u to ask me wat happened.